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GOP Considering Reality TV Series (Humor)

In an effort to raise additional money the Republican National Committee is considering creating a reality TV show modeled after some of today's biggest TV programs. Some of the programs under consideration are: Survivor Straw Poll

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Obama - "I Won."

In a recent meeting at the White House to discuss the stimulus plan with Democrat and Republican leaders of Congress it was reported President Obama made a very short yet powerful comment, "I won."

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Republicans discuss Larry Craig's Swang (Humor)

Senate Republican leader Mitch McConnell is trying to explain the size of former Senator Larry "Wide Stance" Craig's swang. What do his fellow GOP Senators think about this. From left to right: Senator Jon Kyl - "Mmm, I don't think he was that big."

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Satire - An Interview with Obama's Alter Ego

Have you had too much playing nice? Too much cooperation? Too much bi-partisanship? Read on. Today Barak Obama's alter ego granted me an exclusive interview.

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A Christmas List for PE Obama

PE Obama, Christmas is coming and you have been a good lad. Chances are Santa will be very good to you, and will get you many of the things he finds on your Christmas list. I am sure you already know what you would like for Christmas, but here are a couple of suggestions.

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President Elect Obama - My vision for America.

The Obama transition team has launched a new website. I believe all Americans should volunteer to help our new President as he prepares to steer America though these troubling times. Here is my vision.

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Joke - What happens to politicians when they die.

I received this email from a friend today. While walking down the street one day a US senator is tragically hit by a truck and dies. His soul arrives in heaven and is met by St. Peter at the entrance.

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The Future of the Republican Party

A picture is worth a thousand words.

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New Group - Seattle Six - An Open Forum - Article 001

Group Outline as written by Neron Kesar Seattle Six is the unofficial public group for accessing the staff of Newsvine. The name derives from the facts that Newsvine is based in Seattle and staffed by a total of six people, including Mike Davidson and Calvin Tang.

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GOP Presidential Gameplan - 2008

My proposed strategy for a republican victory in 2008: The republicans must insure that Hillary is the democratic candidate in 2008 because she is the only democratic candidate they know they can beat.

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Patriots - Keep Your Eye On The Prize

It is Friday morning, a day and a half before the "Big Game" between my beloved Patriots and the Giants. Being an rabid N.E. Patriots fan I can hardly wait for tomorrow's match-up against the Giants.

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Satire: 2008 GOP Theme Song

Having abandoned their economic conservative base in the last 7 years, I believe this song parody will be sung by GOP candidates in 2008. Sing to: "You've Lost That Loving Feeling"

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Satire: Four Things You'll Never Know About Tedd R. (because he won't write them)

Here on the vine there is a little game of "tag" going on. The game works like this. There is a newsvine group "8 Things You Don't Know". Someone from this group tags you and your are to to write an article "8 things you don't know about me" then post it to your column.

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Great Quarterbacks - It's In Their Eyes.

Much time is spent trying to pick the next great quarterback. They are tested on arm-strength, passing skills, foot speed, athletic ability, and even personality and intelligence tests. All this to try to find the athlete who will be the next greatest QB of all-time.

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All I want from Newsvine for Christmas (things I'd like to see or know how to do)

Being a newsvine newbie I must say my first week's experience has been quite interesting. I have read quite a few interesting articles, met a number of nice folks, been engaged in some thoughtful discussions, and been able to laugh-it-up with some of the jokesters.

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A Holiday Eggnog For Politicians

Politicians are always trying to "position" themselves on the issues. So, in the spirit of the season, here is my little gift to them. (with step-by-step instructions, because without instructions I am sure they will mess this up) 1) Remove lid from blender.

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An Open Christmas Card to Rob and Jnealis

This is an open Christmas Card to Rob and Jnealis, two soldiers serving in Iraq. I just started crawling on "the vine", and have enjoyed reading your stories and comments.

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Question The Candidates - Made In The USA?

In the presidential campaign you hear every candidate speak about American workers, American jobs going overseas, and U.S. trade policies.

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Eight Things You Don't Know About Me (and still won't)

I was tagged by Melissa and have been pondering this ever since (a day or two). There is so much to tell it's hard to limit it to 8 things

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Gore Explains Nobel Prize To Bush

Today Al Gore explained to George Bush how he got the Nobel Prize. Bush replied "NOEL prize! I love Christmas, I want a NOEL prize too!" For fighting global warming there's a Nobel prize, for fighting everyone else.......priceless.

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How dumb can a machine be?

This morning I went to my local Krogers (a supermarket chain) to buy the Sunday paper. It was the only purchase I was making so I availed myself of the self service checkout.

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Humor: The Perfect Christmas Gift For Hillary

A Cast Iron Waffle Iron The perfect Christmas gift for Hillary is this waffle iron. Made of cast iron it will be safe to use when she "Turns up the Heat". The 30" overall length will keep her at arms length form the fire as she hedges her positions on the issues.

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Chi Chi Chi Chia and Christmas

The Christmas season is now here. When I was a young lad, back in the early 60's, the Christmas season didn't start until after thanksgiving. This seemed to be the norm for most families at that time and was certainly the case in our family.

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